magnemite-not-make-it:

stellapollet:

"I’m not going to do the ice bucket challenge, I’m very sorry. It’s not going to make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the ice bucket challenge by this point. So instead I wanted to do what, it seems like a lot of people who do the ice bucket challenge don’t do, which is: talk about ALS, explain what ALS is."

and people say he’s an idiot.

;~; right in the feels….

elfrankotomaso:

collidewiththedicks:

is she fucking she better be KIDDING WHAT GUYS I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER HERE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OKAY. FALL OUT BOY ARE LITERAL PERFECTION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT.

What the hell?!??

I don’t see an issue here…. They’re both really great bands so what’s the point in fighting over who is better?

elfrankotomaso:

collidewiththedicks:

is she fucking she better be KIDDING WHAT GUYS I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER HERE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OKAY. FALL OUT BOY ARE LITERAL PERFECTION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT.

What the hell?!??

I don’t see an issue here…. They’re both really great bands so what’s the point in fighting over who is better?

fernacular:

hyaena13:

themoo-n:

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.
Gurl bye
Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.
You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.
You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.
lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).
I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 
like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.
this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 
I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)
but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 
but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

preach



This post is now my motherflucking life!

fernacular:

hyaena13:

themoo-n:

kinkyturtle:

avri-wallflower:

sourcedumal:

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

preach

This post is now my motherflucking life!

INFORMATION YOU MAY NEED!!!

mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

I find this important to know because my little brother is seizure prone and likes to look over my shoulder when I’m on tumblr.

Linked Ouija Board Spirits???

Before I start, let me just explain my theory on linked Ouija Board Spirits. I have been just browsing YouTube a little bored. I decided to watch some Ouija board videos. I watched two videos where the subject spirit of the video had the same name: JOHN. The spirit had attacked one of the three people in each video, both connections were not ended either.

And this spirit had attacked the girl in the first video, where there were three girls, two who claimed not to believe in ghosts and whatnot. Before she was attacked, she starts cussing and insulting the spirit as it is moving the planchette. BUt towards the end of the video, the planchette goes flying off the screen and the two remaining girls are now freaking out and asking if she’s breathing. One girl states at the very end of the footage that, “It only hit you in the face”

Link to the first video:

(((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-Vo55ctwY)))

Now in the second video, it’s one guy and two girls using a handmade Ouija board, they start a connection in the beginning with a spirit named SUSAN Q, this spirit ended the connection after saying she wanted DANNY. They try the call again and they get a spirit named JOHN, they ask if it is a good spirit and it responds NO. Now this is where they should ended it by moving the planchette to GOODBYE and verbally said so, but they didn’t. They decided to stick around and ask what the spirit wanted. And the spirit responded with KILL. The guy got up and told one of the girls told hold the camera while he got up and went to the bathroom, both girls followed him and he had somewhat tripped into the bathroom and the door shut. He starts to scream and the girls cannot get the door open until he stopped screaming, where when they enter, the guy is  in hysterics.

Link to the second video:

(((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KW2d1OaFA)))

Ladies and gentlemen, I am begging you that if you were to try this, research how not to anger a spirit and how to keep bad spirits away. You may not believe what these videos show, but don’t be saying “I was wrong to think I’d be fine” later on when you realize that you should have taken caution, even if you don’t believe spirits exist.

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